What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Q: What kind of music do elves like best? A: "Wrap" music!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But In the end, it doesn't even matter.