What concert costs only 45 cents? 50cent featuring Nickelback.
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical? A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man. "Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want." Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. "You grant wishes right?" "Yes." replies the genie. "Hmm, I'd like a million bucks." Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar. "Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!" His friends sitting at the table replies, "Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"