Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.