Joke #1917

Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Vote:
has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: women

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says "I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here". The second baby says "I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here". And the last baby says "I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i'm going to cut it off".
Vote:
has 79.39 % from 753 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, women
At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
Vote:
has 83.21 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: kids, music, women
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, cop, women
A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
Vote:
has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, money, women
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
Vote:
has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
Vote:
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, women
Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Vote:
has 83.62 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, women