Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph. If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: There's a clock on the stove!
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Lisa needs brain surgery and figures its easier to buy a new brain. She asks the doctor what he has on sale. "Well you're in luck I have two in stock, a man's brain for $1000, and a woman's for $100." Surprised she asks why the price difference? "Generally women brains run cheaper because they come to us used!"
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!