What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.
It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car!” said the blonde.
“There’s f*ck*ng hundreds of them!”
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70?
Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them.
So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.
Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.