A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet.
The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second.
An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.
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A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
A man and a blonde are at an ATM.
The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!