"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.