Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
How do you get a blonde to drown? Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. "No!" yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. "For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?" The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."