Joke #5774

A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder . When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, "Pull over!" The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.

A man and a blonde are at an ATM. The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked." With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!" She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!" She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears. The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other. Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?" "I do not know, I thought you were watching!"

What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.

Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is. She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.

A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"