A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway.
He started chasing after the speeder .
When he got close he's saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving.
The cop yelled, "Pull over!"
The blonde shouted back, "No! It's a sweater!"
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A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.
"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies.
"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"
"Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She fell in the sink.
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains:
Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts...
I know what has happened to you.
And what?
You've broken your finger.
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.
One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb.
She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.
She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M"!