What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again? A dirty double-crosser!
What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse Trek" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick, right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.