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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
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How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
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