What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed.
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!