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Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
Q: What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
A: Fiddler on the hoof.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child,"No, son. It wouldn't be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking."
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted.
The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car.
The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"