How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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The past tense of "moo"!
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Wheelburrows.
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
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A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'
My tomcat used to stay out all night, so I took him to the vet and had him neutered.
Now he still stays out all night – it turns out he likes to watch!
