How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery. As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.