How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Helicowpters and Bulloons.
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing.
I told you he was a bum steer.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer:
Change the last line of the Lord’s prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities.
The Pope declined.
2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again.
This time with a 50 million dollar offer.
Again the Pope declined.
A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts.
At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format.
The good news is… that we have 100 million dollars for charities.
The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
