Joke #2342

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.

Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,  "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking the cow again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."

Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.