Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!