Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
Question master: ‘In the Garden of Eden, what were the first words Eve said to Adam?’ Contestant: ‘Gosh, that’s a hard one!’ Question master: ‘Well done. Two points.’
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
Someone asked me how I view Lesbian relationships. Apparently, "in HD" wasn't the correct answer.