Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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So I said to her, Cheer up!
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Even the pool table has no balls.
There's something actionable in your pants.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
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