Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.