Q: Why was the lesbian sick?
A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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By the ears.
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A: Snap-on tools!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"