Joke #2397

What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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