What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."