What do you call a frog with no legs?
It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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A change is as good as a rest.
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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded.
One day a woman knocked at his door.
“Is that your big dog outside?”
Wondering how she had got past him he said: “Yes why?”
She said "I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!”
“What?” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got?”
“A Peke” Replied the woman.
“A Peke? How could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?”
“I think it got stuck in his throat!” replied the woman.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.