Joke #2397

What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies."

What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!

Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.

White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!