Joke #2397

What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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