Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!.
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?
Roost beef.
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.