Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Are you a shark?
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
