Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming.
Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
Q: What is a thespian pony?
A: A little horse play
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy.
They see two dogs going at it.
The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?"
The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy."
That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama!
The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?"
He says "Oh, were making it a baby."
The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"