Why did the gag-writer turn green?
Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
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I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees
The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over.
"You've given me one too many" I said.
"That one is a freebie"
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear.
The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said: "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans.
I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear."
"If you know that, why are you changing shoes?"
"Well, the way I figure it," the first lawyer replied, "I don't have to outrun the bear.
I only have to outrun you."
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
‘Cats have nine lives.
Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’