Joke #2398

Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.

Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.

What’s the difference between cats and dogs? Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.

What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!

Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Betty Sue written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? Betty Sue was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he is reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."

Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.

A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"