Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely, The CAT