Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys."
Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch.
"That was amazing," exclaimed the coach.
"I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?"
"Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
Vote:
Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
Vote:
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Vote:
Q: What do you call a naked deer?
A: Buck naked!
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Vote: