On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
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When it has hares in it.
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What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
