Joke #4634

On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
Vote: has 24.92 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
Vote: has 80.40 % from 1804 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, sex, women
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Vote: has 50.40 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dirty
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Vote: has 22.18 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What did the bee say to the flower? "Hi, honey."
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
Vote: has 50.70 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, blonde
What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, car
Law of Cat Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Vote: has 30.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased. "This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop. "My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop. "But how do we know which is which?" They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea. "Lets cut off this ones tail" The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask whats wrong. "You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!" "But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart." "Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one?!"
Vote: has 84.45 % from 79 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cop
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Vote: has 41.91 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, school, teacher
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal