What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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