What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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