What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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