Joke #2429

What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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