What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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