What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.