What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!