What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.