What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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