What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!