What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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