What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.