The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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