Joke #10266

The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"

What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.

How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.