The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
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The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
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Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
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The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."