Joke #2446

Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!

Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.

Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.

Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...

Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet." Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. "Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet." Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog doesn’t move. "Jump frog, jump!" Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" But to no avail. The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!