Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
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Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking:
Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one.
What did you do?
Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!"
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them.
" The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass?
"Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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