Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
Vote:
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.