How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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Q. How do rednecks have safe sex?
A. They mark the sheep that kick!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.
One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
"However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk.
"In-stinct," replied Out.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.