How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini?
A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
Did you hear about the man with five keen senses?
He still lacked common and horse!
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, its mine.
8. If I saw it first, its mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, its yours.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?
A charmer farmer.