Joke #2361

How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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For our daughters 5th birthday we bought her a rabbit. We couldn’t help laughing when on the way she announced "the rabbit’s name is Sparingly." "How do you know?" I asked "look" she responded "it says “feed sparingly 3 times daily."
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This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little's s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered "When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!"
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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