Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.
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A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.
He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?"
"Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Squidnappers.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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