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Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? A:Because they can.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, "Remember, this plane can only fly with two hunters, one pilot, and ONE bear." The hunters go out and return with two bears. So the pilot says, "I told you ONE bear!" But the hunters point out that the previous year, on payment of an extra 100 rubles, the pilot had let them put two bears on board. After long discussion centering on the impossibility of the thing and the disgraceful degree of inflation, the pilot takes 200 rubles and with much pushing and shoving the hunters get aboard with the two bears. After struggling into the air and fitfully flying for about two hours, the plane gives up and plummets to the earth in a snowbank. Climbing out from under the snow and the bears, the hunters ask the pilot where he thinks they are. The pilot says, "About the same place where we crashed last year."
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
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