Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.
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Because their horns don't work.
One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey.
They thought they would have some fun with him.
"Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers.
"You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?"
"Sure am," said the boy.
"If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken.
The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover?
A: His ass!