Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear .
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.