Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? A:Because they can.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Q: What do you call a car only British animals can drive? A: OxFord.
A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
Why do milking stools only have three legs? 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
Save the tree, eat a beaver.