The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?