To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan.
When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them.
One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up."
When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress."
The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up."
He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
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A: A Basketball player.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common?
You don't look down.
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And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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