Joke #1288

To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.

Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.

Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team.

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.