Joke #5696

Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.

Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...

They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles. Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind. Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments. The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often. There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies. Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players. An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging. Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.

Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.

Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.

Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.

There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.