A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
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A: Out of date farming tools.
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Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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