Joke #2503

A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!

I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.

Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.

Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.

An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."

Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.

If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."

Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.