A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!