A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.