A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton