A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.