A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.