A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Black magic... It doesn't work.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.