A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."