On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes.
Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
How did that bullfight come out?
Oh, it was a toss-up.
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A: They have two left feet.
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A. Rip-it!
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Cats believe they are God.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
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