On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear: Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat? But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
Why did the frog cross the road? To see what the chicken was doing.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come done to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day." The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water. The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water." The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
Why did the gag-writer turn green? Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.