What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me. Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.