What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
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No chicken dies a virgin.
They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Q: Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
A: Professional courtesy.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.