What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk.
"We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena.
Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm."
"But, Jim, what about the smell?"
"Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.
In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful.
Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could.
The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff.
His hopes were dim.
Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!"
The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air.
Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused.
Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive..."