Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles.
What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Q. Why are fish so smart? Q. Why are fish so smart A. Because they swim in schools!
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.