The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.