The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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From professional courtesy.
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A. You're such a WART!
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A: Winnie the Pooh.
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A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
Are shellfish warm?
No they re clammy.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.