The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy back wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.