Joke #11934

One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!

Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replays, "Yes,why?..." "I just bit ma lip."

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."

Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.

Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.