Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.