Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.