Joke #2517

Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!