Joke #2517

Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!

Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!