Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!