Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!