Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.