Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.