Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.