Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!