Joke #2518

Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.