Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"