Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.