Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.