Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.