Joke #8873

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!