Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.