Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.