Joke #8873

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Vote:
has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Vote:
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Vote:
has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Vote:
has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Vote:
has 80.14 % from 1101 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama