Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.