Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."