Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.