Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!