Joke #4801

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.

Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.

Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.