Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!