Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.