Joke #4801

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.