Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.