Joke #4801

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".

Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.