What’s a black spot between two white spots?
A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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A: Uncle.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk.
"We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena.
Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm."
"But, Jim, what about the smell?"
"Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
A deer hunter just messed up another hunt.
This happened to him more times than he could count.
He would spot a buck, aim, fire and miss.
He would sneak up close just to get busted and watch the deer run away.
He would sneeze just as the buck came into range.
He would fall asleep on the stand, waking in time to watch a giant buck scamper away.
Frustrated, he complained to his hunting buddies.
"Everything that happens to guys that don't know how to hunt keeps happening to me!" he said.
Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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