Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep? A wooly jumper.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?" A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.