Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Where do cows like to ride on trains?
In the cow-boose.
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
Q: Which side of a deer has the most meat?
A: The inside.
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, "
All right, now give me my money!"
The Koala replied, "
Money, what for?" "
What for?", the Prostitute growled,
"Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says."
So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary.
It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex."
" Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says."
So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary.
It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A rubbit!
