Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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An udder failure.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
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A: An Arab mechanic.
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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One day a teacher asked the class, "What is the difference between a bird and a fly?"
A student then replied, "A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird."
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How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.