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A new army computer is put through its paces.
An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’
The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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What do you call a Scottish iPhone?
An AyePhone.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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