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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.