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How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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