Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?