A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!