Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support." When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. I will think of a password other than "password." I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!