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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree.
They all get out and discuss how to fix the car.
The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’
The engineer says, ‘That would take too long.
I have my penknife here.
I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’
The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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