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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Warning!
User Error.
Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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