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A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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Two programmers after work, talking in a pub:
"You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I met a very nice blonde in a bar."
- And what did you do ?
"I invited her to my place, we had some drinks and then the girl asked me to undress her."
"Are you kidding me ? And what did you do then?"
"I got her blouse and her dress off and then i got her to sit on my office, right next to my new laptop."
"Oh, you got a new laptop. What model and what are its specifications?"
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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A: Your mouse pad.
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The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
