The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.