Joke #2570

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: Gorgonzola! Wait, it is not on yet.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.

The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!

Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.

Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.

Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?

My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife

Little Johnny was at school one day, when he noticed that there was a large crowd of kids gathered around Little Billy. Little Johnny walks up to Little Billy and says "Hey what's all the excitement about", Little Billy says "Just showing everyone my new watch". Little Johnny goes "Wow, that's a cool watch where did you get it?" Little Billy says "Well, I walked in on my mom and dad having sex over the weekend, and my dad was so mad he gave me spanking and sent me to my room". The next day, he feel guilty about what he had done and went and bought me this cool Watch. This gives Little Johnny a good idea. Later that night, when Little Johnny was sent to bed, he stayed up listening and waiting for his mom and dad to go to bed. Once he starts hearing noises coming from their room he runs down the hall, throws their bedroom door open, and yells "I want a watch!" His dad looks over to Johnny and says "Well okay, but sit in the corner and be quiet!"