Joke #2572

A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.

What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.

My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife

Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.

A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."

I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."

I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer. Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."

What do a gynecologist, and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it!

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.