Joke #5309

Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.

Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common? A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"

I can't see the point of going to a lap-dancing club. If I wanted a woman who would take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would get married.

Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room. The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?" Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says: "I did how do you think all this shit got started..."

Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a p***s. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.