How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
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Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives.
Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does."
Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft."
Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?"
Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?"
"Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
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Q: Why did my wife cross the road?
A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through.
The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?"
The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses