How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible.
Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Mum: "How would you describe me?"
Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Mum: "What does that mean?"
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Dad: "Just Kidding."
Vote:
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ?
A fifty pound note !
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.