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A. The North Poll.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
"Oh well", the man says and flies away.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A: In the bridle suite.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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