Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
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You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
What kind of whale flies?
Pilot whales.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?
You can't f**k with either one.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.