What do you call a bear with no teeth?
(A gummy bear!)
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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As horses say to one another.
Any friend of yours is a palomino!
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Why was cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A stripey sweater.