Joke #3730

What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."
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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
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A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, she was incredibly ticked now. The next day see saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager said, "That's not good." and promised he wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said, "Yes?" and the bird said, "You know."
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One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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