What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
What rule could stop HIV in Africa? Sex after dinner only.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.