What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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He thought he would give him a paunch!
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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A: IHOP.
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A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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I was a little taken aback when I got my receipt from the funeral parlor, on the bottom of the receipt, after the bill, it read, "Thank you. Please come again."
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A: For buttering up her clients.
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A: The execution.
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My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager.
Flying planes, bombing Germans...
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A: Not cool.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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